I'll only like you if you're sassy.

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  • dashdrive:

    if I lie here

    if I just lay here

    I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

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    "He’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"
    Most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via sabrinal0l)

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    lameorgy:

    when my friends ask me for money 

    image

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    jaclcfrost:

    if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

    • they are called “shorts”
    • i look great

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    "Is your older brother hot"
    Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

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    cometclover:

i dont really like much anymore
    serioously:

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    herpalepalace:

me.

    habituallydestructive:

    *laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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