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  • fairhies:

    If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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    emoij:

    When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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    princess3hunna:

    “blow minds not dicks”

    lmfao

    imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

    bye

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    punnier:

    that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

    i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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    swag bitch

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    nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

    metallics:

    *drinks water as if it were alcohol*

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    capngofukyaself:

Not my edit

    raidioactive:

    *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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    throwing-lego:

    officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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    this is a giraffe

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    crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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    hqlines:

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